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                时间:2016-10-06 11:02 来源:未知 作者:admin 阅读:

                  ★、—Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

                  —Because it is a scenter.

                  【提醒】动词scent 意为“嗅”,其派生名词scenter 意为“嗅的东西”,而scenter刚好与 center读音相同(from www.zkenglish.com)。

                  ★、—Why should fish be well educated?

                  —Because they are so often found in schools.

                  【提醒】school 有两个意思:一是指“学校”,二是指“鱼群”。

                  ★、—Why is the letter A like a flower?

                  —Because the B is after it.


                  ★、—Why does the letter T look like an island?

                  —Because it is in the middle of “water”.


                  ★、—Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?

                  —Because it’s too far to walk there.


                  ★、—Why don’t we need a compass at the North Pole?

                  —Because every direction is south.


                  ★、—Why did the student take a ladder to school?

                  —Because he/she was going to high school!


                  ★、—Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

                  —He wanted to see the butterfly. (from www.zkenglish.com)

                  【提醒】butterfly 的意思是“蝴蝶”,但若将butterfly分开,则成了butter(黄油)和fly(飞)。 

                ★、—Why is a river rich?

                  —Because it has two banks.


                  ★、—Why does a man’s hair become grey before his moustaches?

                  —Because a man’s moustaches come up after his hair.


                  ★、—Why do white sheep eat more than black ones?

                  —Because there are more of them in the world.


                  ★、—Why is a ship one of the most polite things on earth?

                  —Because it always advances with a bow.


                  ★、—Why can’t it rain for two days continually?

                  —Because there is always a night in between.

                  【提醒】问句意为:为什么连续下雨two days?答句意为:因为其间有一个night。


                  ★、—Why is a room full of married couples empty?

                  —Because there is not a single man in the room.

                  【提醒】there is not a single man 有两个意思:一是指“没有一个单身未婚男人”,二是表示“没有一个人”。